racist old scrote
In the last year of my electricans apprenticeship, I wired up a couple of sockets for an old couple up the road, he’d lived in scotland for years was unfailingly polite, well dressed and well spoken , never heard him swear. I was connecting the wiring into the fuseboard and doing it live (ie not switching off the electricity) through a mistaken sense of not wanting to disturb his missus who dint keep well and was watching the telly, when the bare earth wire touched the main bus bar and an inch of copper wire disappeared b4 my eyes like a flashbulb going off, he was one of these guys who liked to stand at the back of you doing a running commentary and he asked the polite eqivalent of “what the Falkirk was that” and I made excuses and said everything was fine (while waiting for my sight to come back) shortly after someone was singing on the telly and out of the blue he said “that sounds like a n*gger,……..I can’t stand n*ggers” holee mackeral klu klux yorkshireman
(montyzuma, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 11:06, Reply)