Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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she doesn't know any betterChristmas before last, my dark, handsome boyfriend was with us. He's part Spanish, Finnish, Russian, and damn hot. But dark.
My parents have this massive kitchen that amplifies a whisper around the house. Boyfriend's on the sofa reading next door, Gran's in kitchen beside Mum doing the washing up, I'm making tea.
Gran turns to mum and says "he's very nice, but is he an *INDIAN*?"
Thud sound in distance as gorgeous man falls off sofa in silent hysterics.
She also tells Brummie waiters in Chinese restaurants their English is very good. And she's recently started saying that black people (we trained her to stop using the 'n' word, thank god) make very good carers because "they had all that slave training".
Oh, and my bru and I once got into a huge arguement with her when we were kids because she told us dinosaurs were god's way of confusing evil people.
And that science is WRONG.
94 and still going...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 11:16, Reply)
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