Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Its a bit sadthat im posting this about my mum, given that she's only just reached 60, but bless her, she does come out with them.
Being the poor student, i would frequently borrow her car, and she (thinking i was some drug fuelled maniac) would always route around afterwards looking for evidence of what i had been up to. (i should point out that im as clean as a whilstle in every dept..)
She comes into the lounge one sunday and holds aloft a red "AIDS Awareness" badge i had bought for charity...
Looking kind of awkward, she eventually (in my mums brash fashion)..
"WHO HAVE YOU HAD IN THE CAR THAT'S GAY??"... once i'd stopped laughing, i didnt know where to start, i think i replied something like "..well, who do i start with"...
(i'd like to point out im straight, tho theres nothing wrong with being gay, just im not, ill , um, ill leave now)
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timothy claypole, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:03,
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