Oh god I just remembered something!
At xmas, my mum got this mini bingo game thing which broke constantly but we had fun playing. There were 3 prizes, one for each game, wrapped up. My nanny chose the biggest which ended up being Peppermint pecker, aka mints in the shape of cocks. My siter, mum and myself couldn't stop laughing, my stepdad was horified. When she opened the paper she said "Oh how lovely!!!!" obviously not knowing they wernt just mints. "i think ill have a suck on one now, do you want one Mike?"

We all left the room cause we were pissing ourselves, leaving my siter to explain. When things calmed down I reminded her not to offer them to the vicar that visits her when she said "you know, if you had'nt told me what they were (took about 30 minutes to explain) i was planing too!"
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:13, Reply)