Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Crazy OAP'sI am one luck enough to have a fookin hilarious great uncle, who was brought up in the kind of environment where everyone said thing that are racist as fuck, whith no malicious intention at all.
Many a time in the supermarket we'd have the sheer pleasure of watching the look of shock cross peoples faces when he'd say something like
"you must think I came over on the last banana boat" to the black checkout girl.
One of my fondest memories of him is in a takeaway after the match when he said to the asian lad behind the counter;
"are you enjoying our country then?"
To which the lad said; "i'm english mate"
Old Unc then replied "Thats the spirit!"
Fuckin' pure comedy.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 17:44, Reply)
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