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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Do you need the toilet?
No matter what was wrong with me, headache, stomach ache, sort mouth, hurting tooth, bad back, spots, grazed knee, wind, no wind, blurred vision, sickness, repeating food, skin allergy (you get the idea), my nan (god love her died almost a year ago today) would always ask If I had been to the toilet.

If my repy was no then A short journey to the crappa would cure me of any ailment.

However if I had already been I was either seriously ill, or hadn't gone properly.

I still live with this in mind today and my two kids have spent most of their 2 and 4 year lives sitting on the toilet.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:31, 3 replies)
Yep...I say that to my kids too...

It's the cure-all.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)
also *blushes*
can't beat the restorative properties of a good shit!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:01, closed)
Not the only one
Thank god i'm not the only one.

Anyway I have a headache so off the the porcelain throne.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, closed)

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