Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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May all your Xmases be whiteWhen I was about 14 or so, wandering around town one December afternoon in my school uniform, an 'old' geezer (i.e. probably the age I am now) approached me - inappropriately enough - and said to me, very inappropriately:
"The best thing about Christmas is that it gives you a chance to have a really good wank."
He then went on his way leaving me perplexed and disturbed.
But, as the years have gone by, I've come (arf!) to see the wisdom in his words.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:42,
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clickRead that again.. think about it.. and now mop up that coffee you splurged everywhere.. just like I had to.
That is funnier than it first appears..
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)
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