Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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From my mother"It's okay, as long as you wash your hands afterwards."
Guess what she was talking about :-s
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, 13 replies)
*raises hand and waves it around*Oooo ooo ooo, me miss, please miss, I know the answer!
Is it inserting tampons into silvery fannies?
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Guess again:-s
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Good morning Miss Fluffles!I loved your smashing boots.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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Oh yeah! The boots!I was tempted to lick them but... Yeah.. I didn't.
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I have a feelingthat my mother is going to become legendary on b3ta. Perhaps I should put a pic of her on my profile.
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You should invite her over,then I can stop being the one who's only claim to fame is their parent. :P
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finger painting?(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43,
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is it...wanking with a lump of curly poo ?
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Why curly?(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:56, closed)
Because I love you Racquel!/Coronation Street about ten years ago
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:59,
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if its not curly......its just plain weird.
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cake baking ;)or similar
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