Advice from Old People
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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More from one old person to another
In my local (Devon) pub. Two 'old boys' sat at the bar talking.
"Oi 'aven't made love to a woman for yurrs and yurrs. Oi'm only sebbenty eight."
"Ar, but what about that Doris the other week?"
"That don't count - that were in the back of my car"
I now know exactly how I want to be when I'm 78.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, 1 reply)
In my local (Devon) pub. Two 'old boys' sat at the bar talking.
"Oi 'aven't made love to a woman for yurrs and yurrs. Oi'm only sebbenty eight."
"Ar, but what about that Doris the other week?"
"That don't count - that were in the back of my car"
I now know exactly how I want to be when I'm 78.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, 1 reply)
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