Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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How to know when you're old enough to gamble.When I was a wee lad of just sixteen, my old grandad took me down to the bookies as he wanted to have a little flutter.
"Can put a bet on Grandad" I asked.
"Well little man" my grandad replied, "is your dick long enough to touch your arsehole?"
Embarassed and frankly slightly scared I answered that it wasn't.
"Well then you're not old enough to gamble" cackled the wizened old git.
Sulking I left the bookies with the laughter ringing in my ears. I wandered down the road and eventually found myself in a newsagent.
"I know how I'll quench my thist for gambling" I thought, "I'll buy a scratchcard with my last shiney pound!"
With baited breath I scratched away at the grey panel... 1 treasure chest...2 treasure chests...3 treasure chests!!!
I couldn't believe I had won £50,000!
I was ecstactic I couldn't wait to tell my grandad, the great gambler. I rushed into the bookies and told my grandad the whole story.
His eyes twinkling with excitment he asked me if I would share my good fortune with him.
"Well of course!" I exclaimed, "but I have to check something first. Is your dick long enough to touch your arsehole?"
"Yes, yes it is!" he replied excitedly.
"Well in that case, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:29,
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PresumablyYour dad told you that joke did he?
:)
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