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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My brother once told me
when I was young and he was slightly older, that if you fart, sneeze and burp at the same time you become immortal...

or explode.

you have to ask yourself, is eternal life worth the risk of premature death?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:01, 8 replies)
I think so...
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)
I'm sure I've done this at some time
Although I possibly followed through on the fart.

I didn't explode though, so does this make me immortal?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:33, closed)
Dunno, Try jumping off a building or stabbing yourself. Get it on youtube too and I guess you'll find out :)
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
I think
that following through negates the effects

can't be sure though
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:57, closed)
Surely implode? *Click*
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)
I think that the most probable result
is that the density of your body will increase slightly.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)
implode would make more sense I suppose
@TRL: perhaps a slight increase in density is the secret to immortality.

who knows, or dares to dream!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)
Wouldnt sneezing and burping at the same...
...force the contents of your stomach down your nose?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:46, closed)

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