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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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One piece of advice to take with you.
Good friends of ours had a BBQ to say goodbye to a couple of students that had been here in Lanzarote for work experience. Our friend (we shall call him "Weasel") owns a pool company, and said that he had one piece of advice that the young lady should always carry with her. Now "Weasel" is an intelligent chappie... and rarely says anything if it's not worth saying.

So we all sat forward waiting for this gem of wisdom...

It all went quiet...

Weasel said "Never let them cum in your eye!"

You can imagine the response.

Elle xx

Edited: Ok, so "Weasel" isn't old... but it cracked us all up!
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:47, Reply)

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