Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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If it's brown you're fine, if it's black you're buggered.
Compliments of my now deceased Great Gran
this culinary mantra has yet to fail me.
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:38, 5 replies)
thats almost what my nan told me....
her advice was when its brown its done and when its black its fucked!
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 19:38, closed)
apropos of making toast
"When it's black it's done, when it's burnt it's buggered."
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 19:41, closed)
This rhymes! Got this from a chemical plant supervisor,
"If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black it's fooked" (he was from Yorkshire).
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)
Be accurate when cooking toast,
Never try to guess.
Cook it till it smokes,
then twenty seconds less.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, closed)
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