Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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One day, while I at workI was carrying a large box socks out of the warehouse onto the shop floor. The box was rather large and so I couldn't exactly see where I was going, and therefore I accidently bumped into some old geezer who was busying himself browsing through the shops fine collection of Farah slacks.
"Watch where you're going!" the old coffin dodger boomed, "You could hurt somebody or yourself, and then you'll have a lawsuit on your hands!"
Sound advice, and some he really should've listened too himself. For as he sauntered off he then proceeded to trip over the base of the next trouser rail falling into another elderly couple and knocking him and them to the ground. The silly old cunt.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, Reply)
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