Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Mr WhippyMy Grandma told me, in all seriousness, never to buy ice cream from an ice cream van, "Because they put DRUGS in them to get you hooked"
She must have read about this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars
and got a little confused.
Either that or she was tight as nuns one, and didn't want to buy her grandkids an ice cream.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:54, 1 reply)
...I have a dim memory of my mother having a worry about the backs of postage stamps being laced with DRUGS - presumably the Colombian warlords were working in concert with the Post Office to make sure that we all became addicted to writing letters...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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