Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Now it makes senseAs my mum was a paragon of good manners i was told from an early age (when i could understand English)to always hold the door and let a lady enter a building first.I now realise that this is obviously to avoid the dangers of a terrrorist ambush or booby traps.Cheers Ma!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:57, 6 replies)
No......it's so you can check out their ass.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:15, closed)
ActuallyYou can check out their rack as they walk up to the door, then their arse as they walk past...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:25, closed)
quite right!and when pulling out a ladies chair, check out the cleavage.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)
BazBut be careful not to dribble down it. Ooo-er.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)
AlsoLet them walk in front fo you up stairs...
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)
and rub against you in elevators@Fister - I have a cumerbib for dinner parties
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)
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