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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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I Remember Now!
When I was a young boy, my father, took me into the city to see a marching band.

He said "Son, we you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
He also said "Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade."

I said "What the fuck you on about you old bastard!? Those are just song lyrics by an Emo band! Be quiet or you'll go back to the care home without ice cream!"



...gets coat, runs for life.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:45, Reply)

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