Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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not advice i felt like folowingwhile i was working in a factory last summer one of the guys (he was older than me so i think it counts) there told me that when i went back to sheffield for uni i should go out and pull a fat bird, according to him they are always nice to you the next morning and they are always grateful because they dont know where their next shag will come from
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:57,
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I heard that too,They also put more into it cos they don't know where their next one is coming from.
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My mate is always sayinghe's gonna get me drunk and get me away with the ugliest person he can find 'for your own good'. Although I like to think I'm neither shallow nor picky, he has tried this several times and some of them were bloody terrifying, once resulting in me hiding in the toilets.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:13,
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Go for it baw_bagI have been with a couple of females who have been on the heavy side and they were both great shags.
If you pull a munter, you can shag her from behind so you don't need to see her face, everyone's a winner!
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Ahhhhh the ' Double bagger'One bag over her head.
And a second one over yours, just in case hers falls off.
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^Spot on!
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