Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Don't touch that......is the worst advice you can give anyone under the mental age of 30.
They will end up electricuted, bleeding, missing digits, setting off alarms, upsetting farmyard animals, making little Rosie cry, catching syphillis or with poo on their finger.
*some of these may or may not have occured to me*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:32,
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let me guess whichcombination of upsetting farmyard animals and syphillis?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:36,
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Correct!And that's what made little Rosie cry.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:45,
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so what your saying isthat the phrase should never me used to anyone of the male persuasion? (i doubt i will ever progress past a mental age of about 12)
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