Advice from Old People
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Very bad timing...
Me and 3 mates were out in town all completely hammered. We rang up a friend to kindly give us a lift home. Only when he turned up in his 5 seat car he had bought a friend.
So us 4 drunkards crammed into the back seat of car meant for 3. - with no seatbelts on and a bucket being passed between us! We were hitting 100mph going home.
The next day with me feeling worse for wear my parents and I are watching a police program. You know the sort. The policeman then proceed to pull over an overloaded car full of drunk people.
My parents rant about how stupid they are tell me never ever to do something like that.
I nodded and have never felt so small or so utterly stupid in my whole life.
Length? About 10 ft long and a huge noisy exhaust.
( , Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:41, Reply)
Me and 3 mates were out in town all completely hammered. We rang up a friend to kindly give us a lift home. Only when he turned up in his 5 seat car he had bought a friend.
So us 4 drunkards crammed into the back seat of car meant for 3. - with no seatbelts on and a bucket being passed between us! We were hitting 100mph going home.
The next day with me feeling worse for wear my parents and I are watching a police program. You know the sort. The policeman then proceed to pull over an overloaded car full of drunk people.
My parents rant about how stupid they are tell me never ever to do something like that.
I nodded and have never felt so small or so utterly stupid in my whole life.
Length? About 10 ft long and a huge noisy exhaust.
( , Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:41, Reply)
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