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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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MASSIVE MINGE
I had taken an unwise amount of acid. She had the hairiest minge I have ever seen

Fucking freaked me out
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:14, 16 replies)
Yer - I've not met anyone who's had a good time having sex when tripping.
E, on the other hand ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, closed)
I once announced "I'm never going to cum in this state we might as well join the others" on some ropey E.
Sadly, I announced this several minutes later after we'd already given up and joined the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:28, closed)
Tears of suppressed officelol streaming down my face here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:30, closed)
hahahahaha!!
why can't replies win?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:52, closed)
I had coped before
It is tricky though because your mind tends to wander, the minge was extremely distracting.

with E there is no end as it were
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:28, closed)
Hitting the 2C-B when the E starts to wind down solves that problem
2c-b allows you to shag like a bunny-rabbit, without losing the benefits of the e.

So I'm told (cough).
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:34, closed)
I was given some 2CB once when Mrs Duck was away
Didn't know (or was told) anything about it's properties. Nearly wanked myself bloody
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:38, closed)
I always found that
A little bit of E and it's up like a diamond cutter, but nothing can persuade it to go back down again.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:36, closed)
You could just look at that tumblr of yours, that'd probably kill it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:39, closed)
i had some of the best sex of my life on acid
i couldn't tell where she ended and i began, absolutely astonishing stuff.
(Eukanuba, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
That was your hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:05, closed)
Don't be ridiculous
My hand looks nothing like your mum.
(Eukanuba, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 18:57, closed)
Where's ScaredOfVaginasBot when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:18, closed)
normally I'm a massive fan
this one was scary
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:21, closed)
on reflection
I should have called it MASSIVE RUG
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:17, closed)

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