some time ago
I had an affair with an american woman, she was from Des Moins. It was a few years after we broke up that she rang me out of the blue, to tell me she had a child by me, she found out she was pregnant after returning to the states, and that now he was growing up and was asking about his daddy and she thought it only right to tell me about him, hopefully so he and I could meet.

I was shocked, as you can imagine....This had come out of the blue, but I agreed to meet them...she was visiting the UK and would bring the boy to meet me.

He was a delightful child and the meeting went very well...that is, until it came to dinner time....We'd been out all day and the young fellow was hungry...It was then that she told me about 'specialness'...he was slightly autistic, andthe only food he would eat for his evening meal was alphabeti spaghetti, but only after he had first checked that all the letters of the alphabet were present.......I know, funny huh?!!!......

Well....as I opened the can, it slipped a little and spilled some letters out...I scooped them up and put them in the pan with the others and cooked them......When the lad started to check the letters he went mental...there was a letter missing and no amount of care and compassion to his plight would calm him down.....In the end he was raging so much his mother had to take him away...and I never saw him again.....

but...Imagine my shock when I walked into the kitchen and spotted the missing letter stuck to the front of a kitchen cupboard, where it had slid off the worktop in a tomato juice slick...

Yes...I was amazed to find that Iowa Son Tea V...




Aythankqueue
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:48, 1 reply)

It burns
buuuuuurns!
But not that badly. Nicely done.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:01, closed)