
Hotdog asks: Ever been on TV? I once managed to "accidentally" knock Ant (but not Dec) over live on the box.
We last asked this in 2004, but we know you've sabotaged more telly since then
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08)
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A seamstress friend of mine had a young gentelman in her shop recently. He was a strapping young lad named Terry, a fine looking specimine with a chiseled jaw and bulging byceps through his suit. A real vision of loveliness in my mates eyes. She went a bit weak and damp at the sight of Terry. This real gent then went onto explain he’d tripped in the street and fucked up his slacks. He had a meeting in half an hour and needed them repaired urgently. My mate, trying not to sound too eager, advised Terry to take his trousers down so she could fix the gaping hole (when all she could think about was the gaping part of her own anatomy).
The gent did this and stood before her wearing only his tight breifs. My God! Thought my mate. He’s hung like a fucking drawbridge! My mate turned and started working on the trousers. But then she felt a soft caress on her shoulders, a hand trail down her spine and stroke her arse. Terry was obviously feeling a little randy. Without a word my mate slipped out of her jeans and panties and bent forward, still working on Terry’s trousers. And within moments Terry had slipped inside her from behind, and my mate screamed. He’s so BIG!!! She thought. My God, his cock’s so wide I think he might split me in two like a bit of kindling.
And she sewed the hole in the trousers while this vision of lovelines in her eyes, the stranger named Terry, burrowed his long hard and extreamly wide battering ram up her cock chute. All the while she let out little screams of delight, of pleasure, of exquisite, delectible pain.
As she finished closing the hole in the fabric, Terry finished opening the hole in her groinal area. And then Terry put his trousers back on, thanked her, and left. And my mate is always reminded of this breif encounter when she goes home and sees the fuck off big TV in the corner of her room... You see, she has a...
... sew knee wide scream Terry vision
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, 2 replies)

...I still can't help myself though. Have a click spanky!
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57, closed)
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