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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Cocking crossbow shocks cock with butt
My mates and I went out in the woods with a selection of weapons for some target practise, Alf was cocking his crossbow and was just about to get the string in the catch when his foot slipped out of the stirrup and the butt of the thing shot up and whacked him in his nuts at 250fps, causing him to leave the ground and assume the foetus position in mid-air and then come crashing down writhing in agony. It still pains me to think about it. He had to walk two miles back home waddling along like John Wayne. (He has since fathered children, so his mashed funk spactories survived).
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:01, 2 replies)
250 frames per second?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:09, closed)
Feet per second...
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 20:38, closed)

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