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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Thumbnail...
Me and the GF were messing around at her place, chasing each other about etc. At some point she gave me a bit of a shove and I put my hand out to stop myself falling. My hand hit the doorframe and somehow a massive chunk of wood went right under my thumbnail, then broke off.

There was no way I could pull the chunk of wood out as it had broken off too deep. We went round my GF's mums house and I was given two options -

1. Go and wait up A&E for a few hours
2. Do what they're pretty much going to do anyway and take a sterilised knife to cut away part of your nail to remove the chunk of wood.

So I took option number 2. I sat and cut away over half of my thumbnail and got the chunk of wood out.

Took a while to grow back properly.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)

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