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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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My other half...
Often manages to injure himself in new and interesting ways.

He went on a helter skelter once. Happily zooming down when suddenly, there is a lot of pain, an blood gushing from one side. Because, it would appear, some little scrote had embedded a razor blade in the ride, and he's ripped open his arm.

Then there was the time he was working in a package return place, opening up the parcels, extracting the contents and moving them to where they need to be. One day, he gets a long cardboard tube parcel, and sets about his task. Opens the sellotape and everything with his penknife, plunges his arm in to get the contents... And is about to remove the arm when the realisation kicks in that he'd rested his other arm, complete with hand and penknife, on the edge of the tube, and sliced open his arm. Again.

This seems to be something of a running gag.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)

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