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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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My first girlfriend I ever "did" anything with was sexually abused when she was younger. That led to her being very scared of giving oral pleasure. She cried when I mentioned it.
One day, or night, she decided she was up for it. Of course I didn't hesitate, so she started up. She was a wee bit apprehensive and I was trying to be encouraging. Then her teeth raked my not too impressive member.
That hurt, but was not the PAIN. The PAIN came after I hissed from said scraping.
The hiss scared her so she just froze. And in freezing, bit down hard.
Her teeth clacked with my dick between them.

Lots of blood, she looked like a vampire with a mouth full of blood and it gushing down her chin and all over her chest. I was screaming, she was screaming, blood was everywhere. Her dad had to drive us to the ER, and he was just laughing the whole way. He kept calling her dickbiter.
I had 7 stitches on my penis and was pissing blood for a month. The scars are very visible. But I'm sure her scars are worse.

Length? Blood was squirting at least a foot out at first.
And no matter that my penis looked black for a day or two, it didn't get any bigger.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)

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