
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Laying on the table having my vaesectomy and the doc says "Oops".
"What do you mean oops?"
"The thread has snapped and the tube has gone back inside. I just need to get it. You won't feel any pain, just a bit of pressure."
In he dives, no pain. But it did feel like a herd of elephants were trampling about in my sack and trying to tunnel their way out through my bumhole.
Result: no more babies, but 6 months of infections from his exploration of my scrote.
Those were the days before suing people.
( , Fri 30 Jul 2010, 7:37, 2 replies)

"...it did feel like a herd of elephants were trampling about in my sack and trying to tunnel their way out through my bumhole..."
I award Spliffyndor house, two thousand millionty points. Proper chuckles!
( , Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
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