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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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not so much pain as discomfort.
Laying on the table having my vaesectomy and the doc says "Oops".
"What do you mean oops?"
"The thread has snapped and the tube has gone back inside. I just need to get it. You won't feel any pain, just a bit of pressure."
In he dives, no pain. But it did feel like a herd of elephants were trampling about in my sack and trying to tunnel their way out through my bumhole.
Result: no more babies, but 6 months of infections from his exploration of my scrote.
Those were the days before suing people.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 7:37, 2 replies)
For:
"...it did feel like a herd of elephants were trampling about in my sack and trying to tunnel their way out through my bumhole..."

I award Spliffyndor house, two thousand millionty points. Proper chuckles!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
ta very much

(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:05, closed)

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