Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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My purple bumA few years ago, out walking the dog, I stepped onto a square raised drain cover. It swivelled on two corners, leaving a triangular gap down which I dropped like a lead weight.
Luckily, my large arse wedged me firmly in place, 7' above the bottom of the concrete drain. Could have had a broken leg or two and some smashed teeth on the way down.
Didn't hurt much but my thighs and buttocks bruised up spectacularly and my entire backside turned purple. An awesome sight, like a sunset in Hell.
A few days later I flew out to Hungary.
Hah, I thought, Airport Security, what do YOU know of ME?
You may x-ray my hand luggage, but can you tell that I have A PURPLE ARSE?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:05, 1 reply)
purple bumi like this 'cos it's nuts! click!
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