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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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split head
I split my head open and gave myself a few skull fractures in the process when I was young. Rushed to hospital with frozen peas wrapped in a tea towel clamped on my head by dear old mum. Doctors decided that anesthetic was a no go as they didnt want it dripping into my now slightly exposed brain, so proceeded to sew me back up without any at all and hope that, in true 1980s north east style, the skull would grow without the need to put plates in.

It hurt. A lot.

Still have a massive scar which causes people to inform me my hairdresser messed up whenever I get short back n sides, as well as a huge fracture ridge going from my right eye socket up to the top of the skull.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

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