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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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sore bits
When I was 14 I couldn't keep my hands off my cock. I still had the idea, however, that wanking was bad (this was the late 70's..there were still pockets of misinformation out there in the countryside). I had the bright idea of piercing my foreskin as I thought this would make it more likely to leave my cock alone. This is a bit of a leap of imagination but I'd recently discovered in the adults section of our local library a series of novels about roman slaves having sex with concubines, and this involved chains and whips and lions..and the hero had a peirced cock too! I think I actually fancied myself as a muscled roman stud...with a pierced cock.

The actual piercing wasn't that bad (ice cube, needle and deep breaths)

The resulting infection was!

Within 3 days or so I had a rash all over my cock end. Puss was oozing out the hole and it stung.

Fuck me did it hurt..like my cock was being burned with fire..it was red and swollen like it had been stung by wasps.

I still had to go to school. I would waddle along the road trying to prevent my cock from touching anything. I seem to remember spending most of my time sitting quietly in the library....no more dirty books for me though...

The rash spread over my cock then moved to my balls...it all went crusty...and then miracle of miracles it cleared up!

Within a few weeks I was as right as rain. My thoughts on the evils of masturbation where put aside (well, the alternatives where just too painful weren't they)

I still have a little tiny scar where the hole was.

length: very red and hot and larger than usual
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:37, 2 replies)
ouch
I take it you never even thought of running to your parents with this problem?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:43, closed)
Fucking hell...
ouch...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:43, closed)

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