And the minor ones....
When 10 or so...
Friend jumped off the shed roof and onto the grass. I did the same but landed on the path. Knee hit jaw, Jaw got dislocated, Friend p!ssed himself laughing

Same friend wanted to jump his bike off a ramp. Only large flat thing in my garden was an old car windscreen. Like any sensible 10 year old, I laid on the floor, holding the windscreen above me (at an angle) as my mate rode towards it.... then bunny hopped onto it. 1 hospital visit to sort our bruised ribs and glass in the eye.

Same friend decided to shoot me with an air-rifle from about 5 feet away - another bruised \ cracked rib.

Jumped off a the trailer of a lorry (parked near the woods near my house) - Landed fully on a 6 inch screw that effectively "nailed" my welly to my foot.

Licking an envelope (birthday card or something) - Sister pulled envelope away - very large paper cut on tongue and side of mouth.

Got annoyed with same sister one christmas - jumped on her etch-a-sketch and smashed it.... while barefoot.... iron-filing-goodness and a tetnus injection needed.

Sister in front-room. Me peering through the door-jam taunting her. She slamming the door on me, trapping my nose.

Sneezing while wet-shaving. foam in eye as I try and stop bleeding as I took top off my nose off with "safety" razor. (was older than 10 at this point)

Dad working under bonnet of a car he had just bought. I sounded the horn. dad jumped. and skewered his head on the bonnet latch.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)