Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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oo my nards!Summer of grade 10 and my current gf and I were starting to take things a little more seriously. Most of the guys on the soccer team had already lost their "V" plates and were talking about how girls liked it better bald.
This, I thought, makes alot of sense. Reason 1: your manhood looks much, much bigger. Reason 2: Girls don't like sucking on hairy nuts.
Shaved it is then. Unfortunately the only "shaving" I had done was to wisk off the hardly visible peach fuzz around my top lip. "How hard could it be?" says me.
I was doomed from the start. Not using cream or soap, not knowing to shave with the hair grain, and not being able to control a razor well. Result? I got a little nick. It bled alot.
How do I stop the bleeding thinks I? Well Homer Simpson uses little squares of toilet paper, but I didn't think that would work with this gusher. AHHA! I know. Aftershave tingles a bit but stops blood flow on my face...
length? about 5 seconds of mind searing pain. Then a month as the stubble started to regrow and ingrow.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 8:14, 1 reply)
Clean shaven crotch.....is not good. Buy a hair trimmer (buzzer) and use the shortest attachment. This way you get all of the benefits (bigger looking knob, neat and tidy, that kinky "I'm a stud muffin" feeling) and none of the hastle.. (ingrown hair, spots, stubble, looking like a large child, your partner having beard rash on their tongue, etc)
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 9:20, closed)
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