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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Nature seemed beneficent when I was three years old, so one day when I discovered a loose horse behind the house, I fancied bells would ring if I yanked it's tail. Instead, the horse reflexively kicked me in the abdomen. I figure my light weight saved me - any heavier and the kick would have crushed organs. Even now, I remember the agony of learning how to behave around horses.
( , Sat 31 Jul 2010, 12:14, 2 replies)
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...I was a similar size too. It did it because, well, he was a cunt.
Someone ate him then shat him out though, then flushed it away. His atoms are now in an orange tree that the farm dog pisses on. I'm not bitter though.
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I did that too.. only I was about 16 and it kicked me in the shin. Only reason my shin didn't shatter was because it flung me backwards a good 10-15 feet! Horses are evil gits.
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