knackered after work, walked into front room with microwaved lasagne
put lasagne down. turned round, got remote, sat down on lasagne. it was one of those good old fashioned plonking sit downs you have after a hard day at work. being a bachelor i was only wearing my pants. ouch.

there's not really much more i can say except that in one swift motion i thoroughly checked that the product was indeed piping hot all the way through as mentioned on the packaging. it was piping hot all the way through my pants. be careful out there bachelors, there's things more painful than a woman's scorn.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 12:47, 2 replies)

did you eat it?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:39, closed)

In all honesty i would have.
I mean maybe not the top layer but I would have eaten the rest.
(kenzillion, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:15, closed)

of course i ate it!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:53, closed)

There's your problem!
Microwaveable Lasagne is shite! (Unless you were warming up home made?)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:52, closed)