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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I did this recently to my hand, courtesy of the free bubbly we give out to birthday bints at nightclubs.
One of us had given a bottle away to this bloke, but he handed it back (probably because it tasted terrible..)
In a moment of complete stupidity, I tried to put the cork back in by gripping the bottle with the left hand, and smacking the cork in with my right.
The neck shattered. My hand bled. Nice.
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Length? - About an inch long and nearly an inch deep..
( , Sat 31 Jul 2010, 15:52, 6 replies)
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And it glows bright red whenever it's cold, tightens up something rotten, and hurts like hell when I catch it on something..
The photo does'nt really do it justice, the cut went right down to the base of my thumb.
( , Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:24, closed)
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