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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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"I had to use a file from my toolbox to smooth the sharp bits. Makes your whole head vibrate!"
You get a click for DIY dentistry..

Filing them yourself really does make your head vibrate! - I too resorted to this method of self healing when I broke one of my teeth on a hidden olive-stone in my Pizza, however :-

I had a nasty stain on one of my front teeth from smoking and drinking too much, so I decided to go the extreme cleaning route and break out the Dremel - in a somewhat foolish attempt to try and scrub the stain off.

Don't use the milling tool, it's feels funny, kinda like dragging your nails down a blackboard, except a lot quicker.

Oh, and another thing, once you've realised this, and decide to use the plastic brush tool instead - take into account the subject of friction, teeth soon warm up when they're subject to the equivalent of an electric toothbrush spinning at about 10,000rpm..

And for fucks sake, try not to catch your gums, it's amazing how much they bleed, then blister, then bleed again.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

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