Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Not another frenulum storyI notice a lot of stories this week are relating to snappage of the male frenulum. Happily I have not been so unfortunate as to experience this myself, not owning a penis and all that. But I have been unfortunate enough to snap a different kind of frenulum.
It all started with my ex. He and I had a rather intense but never particularly conventional relationship. I'll spare you the details, but all I remember is that one minute we were having a particularly adventurous kiss, and the next I felt something rip, tasted blood and suddenly realised it was coming from underneath my tongue. "Owth" I said, being momentarily robbed of the power to speak clearly.
For the next two days I spoke with a lisp and was reduced to eating ice cream and soup... which was interesting to explain to my mum. It was quite painful when I did speak or eat and I would also wake in a cold sweat convinced I was about to somehow swallow my tongue.
It healed pretty quickly, however it didn't heal itself back together so I now have a tiny slit in my tongue frenulum.
Length? Probably a couple of millimetres longer than it was before. And more flexible. Oh yes, definitely more flexible.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 19:11, 1 reply)
Irrational fear #14Ew ew ew eeeeeeeew.
Ew.
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