Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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So a couple of weeks ago, fans will remember that I had an infected leg from an insect bite.A little bit gay, but still required me to have three days off work as my foot and leg swelled so much I couldn't get my boots on, and walking was quite painful.
To combat the infection I was given anti-bionics, and thus couldn't drink for a week, and then on the second day off work my colleague 'phones me for a moan about how shit everything is.
Imagine my joy, then, when afterwards I hobbled to the bathroom in my bare feet, and managed to tread on a piece of broken glass with my good foot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:04,
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Anti-bionics?So you haven't gained any roboty superpowers then? Shame.
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Antibiotics.It's low-level humour for the laughably challenged (ie, me).
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:29,
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du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duhShould stop Steve Austin from pestering him.
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