Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Distance and ouchesI once had a burst ovarian cyst and kidney stones at the same time. That didn't hurt as much as the hideous and sickening tropical worm that masked the pain of both. The best part was being air-freighted out of the remote community I worked in by the Royal Flying Doctors. Being strapped in a guerney, huffed up on morphine and flying over the desert was wild!
Standing outside the hospital, sucking back a durry and holding up my morphine drip like a whacked out statue of liberty, whilst dressed in the back flappy hospital gown tends to rank as a low moment of ouchie, though.
Length? About 500km to the nearest hospital. Yah for first posts!!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:35, 2 replies)
Loving the imagery.Excellent!
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Why, thank you as my first replier. You have the pleasure of popping that cherry and dreadful imagery to go with it. I shall always remember you!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:01, closed)
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