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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Cramps, major bummer
When i first got diagnosed with fibromyalgia (bout seven years ago) i was getting terrible leg cramps. I used to get them if i had to sit still for any length of time, for example travelling in a car. Where i would also fall asleep (fibro again).
I once got cramps in both legs when getting out of a car in a car park. The pain was so bad that i passed out and fell, wedged between the car i was in and the one next to it. My driver had parked in a space next to a car parked almost into our space, so i got stuck.
I couldn't get up or do anything as I was still cramped up when i came around, and all my driver could do was laugh, and the woman in the car next just complained that i was blocking her door. Cheers fuckers ! To add insult to injury, I poked myself in the ribs with my long cane (blind persons white stick) on the way down. (I laugh about it now though.)
It hurt like a bitch all round. Have a click, fellow cramp victim !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:38, Reply)

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