Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Bum surgery........wellA few years ago, I had the misfortune to have some kind of bottomectomy surgery which only involved being in as a day patient. So Mr Twaddle and kind driver friend come to collect the very, VERY stoned Pussy from Outpatients. Feeling pain? Not on your nelly, thanks to several very strong (and possibly bordering on illegal) painkillers.
Mr Twaddle continued to administer TLC, cups of tea, spurned my offers of oral sex, that sort of thing. Until bedtime. Unbeknown to me, the hospital had given him a bottle of very fast acting laxative to ensure that yours truly had a dump to ensure that everything was in working order. Open wide, my darling, says he. I obediently oblige.
Two hours later.......... FUUUUUUCCCCK!!!!
There is NO other pain like it, I swear. And I have given birth twice.....
I am wincing even now
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:21, Reply)
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