Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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We were all drinking heavily one night ...As these stories so often seem to begin, until George wanders off to the toilet.
And never returned.
A few minutes later another of the group when off to the toilet.
And came screaming back out. Literally.
George, it seems, had decided to take a tactical chunder while in the loo and had leaned over to vomit in the bowl, lost his balance and smashed his mouth straight onto the edge, snapping off four of his top teeth and pushing two of the bottom ones straight through his lip.
So wracked with pain was he that he was still not able to make any noise aside from a sad whimper when the ambulance arrived about ten minutes later.
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difficultchild, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 5:18,
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Had exactly this happenon a stag night. To the stag. A week before the wedding.
Ouch.
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sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:09,
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