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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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And likewise, cyclists already pay for cycle lanes - the point being, neither should have to pay extra. It's probably in everyone's best interest - not just the cyclists' - for cyclists to be moved from the roads onto designated paths.

VED is a bit of a spurious argument, as it's chargeable only to a specific type of vehicle, and has pretty much nothing to do with building/maintaining the highways.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:19, 1 reply)
Pedestrians pay for cycle lanes, but don't use them.
Cyclists choose to use them, so they should pay more, in order to upkeep them.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:23, closed)
Ergo cyclists also pay for cycle lanes...
...because some of us cyclists pay Council Tax too.

My Council Taxes also help pay for road maintenence, but I would stop short at walking down the middle of the road simply because my Council Tax receipts help maintain it.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)
No no - its about choice - choose to do something, pay more:
Motorists pay extra beyond their council tax (VED or whatever) because they want to motor (fair enough) and thus use the roads more heavily.

Cyclists should pay extra beyond their council tax (VED/CED whatever you want to call it) because they want to cycle and thus use the roads more heavily.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:30, closed)
But by the same logic, so should an individual walking through a pedestrianised zone.
A moot point, but the bulk of my cycling is offroad on towpaths and bridleways, which are maintained by councils and private landowners.

Given that I share these byways with ramblers and horseriders, does that mean that ramblers and horseriders should pay a levy too?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:35, closed)
See below - ticket or tax.

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:41, closed)
You're entitled to your opinion
but it seems to be borne more out of spite than logic.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:44, closed)
Not spiteful, though I will own cyclists - as evinced in this thread - do tend to think they're above the law, which is fucking annoying.
I just don't think this pedestrian/road-goer hybrid should exist any longer. I think the delineation should be much, much clearer - as it is for cars - and the rules enforced likewise.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:50, closed)

Are you suggesting that public money should only be spent on amenities which have 100% uptake within the community? Or that you should recieve a reduced tax burden if you choose not to use a publically-funded service?

Whether pavement/road users take direct advantage of the cycle lane or not (I use all three, albeit not simultaneously) - they still reap a discernable benefit from having them built.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:39, closed)
Yes. Yes I think I am.
Whenever using any other form of transport, one is expected to subsidise the infrastructure of that transport - by paying the ticket or the tax.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:41, closed)
Unless you're on foot in a pedestrainised zone...

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:46, closed)
No - I've said already
That's paid for.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:49, closed)
But so is a coat of green paint denoting a cycle path, not to mention a bridleway
I may be being particularly stupid, but I fail to see what taxing a cycle every year would achieve that simply cranking up the level of on the spot fines for red light jumping cyclists wouldn't.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)
It would make people think twice about just getting on a bike and buggering about in town, just as one does a car.
It wouldn't disuade people to any significant degree - people who want to ride will ride, just as they do with cars.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:21, closed)
Erm..... How?
Surely the risk of a high fine would disuade more cyclists from jumping red lights than they would if they paid for an annual license?

Anyway, the idea is to get more people to jump on bikes and travel short distances, no?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, closed)
I think if you had to go through the rigmarole of paperwork and pay insurance
you'd have a hell of a lot more respect for bike-riding.

But as for encouraging people to ride bikes - not from me - I don't care how you get to work - I'm certainly not one of those "environment" poseurs, I just think that however you do get to work, you should obey the rules of the road.

I don't charge the barriers on the tube because I'm going a shorter distance than others. I don't expect cyclists to expect to be able to break the laws because they don't like some of them.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:28, closed)
Hmm
Does paying Vehicle Excise Duty stop boy racers from driving their souped up Corsas in an antisocial fashion?

I'm not an environment poseur either - I pay over the odds for a bike frame manufactured in Taiwan and shipped halfway round the world, that I've maintained and built up in my own time and at considerable expense. Plus I love cycling too.

You won't see me jumping red lights or cycling on the pavement.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, closed)
No obviously it won't completely stop twats being twats.
But I'm sure a bit of regulation, legal enforcement, and personal and financial accountability would stop couriers being so, and likewise the vast majority of cyclists.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)
Then perhaps better enforcement of on the spot fines at traffic lights would achieve the same ends, no?

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)
And taxes. I think the taxes would make bike ownership, distribution and acceptance
far more respected - like that of a car. Owning a stolen car anywhere beyond Chavland is not cool or acceptable, and those who own and use cars are expected and respected for using and respecting the rules of the road.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)
I assume you're a driver?
Has Vehicle Excise Duty disuaded you from speeding?

As a cyclist I can give plenty of examples of bad driving where drivers have failed to uphold the rules of the road, despite obviously paying a levy to use it.

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Taxes are already levied on the distribution and sale of bicycles, in the forms of import duty and VAT.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:50, closed)
I'm not a driver, no.
But I won't object to paying my dues and respecting the rules of the road if/when I become one if/when I move out of Mordor.

Taxes are already levied on imported cars.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:54, closed)

Back to my first point. Car drivers getting out of cars and onto bikes benefits the remaining car drivers, so they should pay for it.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:52, closed)
People dying means more resources for the rest, so funerals should be paid for by everyone else.

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, closed)

Er, they are. People pay for the extra, above-bog-standard bells-and-whistles, like a decent coffin, a moving service, triangular sandwiches for the reception, and so forth. But the basics are free, if you choose (/are left with no option but) to avail yourself of the service.

If one concludes that the niceties you pay for pay for to make your loved one's funeral specifically tailored to him/her are analogous to the tarmac and road furniture used to make the public highway more specifically tailored for cars, we're essentially in agreement that the basics are free, and you pay for the extras.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)
Hmm.
Alright - we'll call it a draw.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:41, closed)

Horse tax, anyone?

Anyway. The public highways are exactly that - highways, for the use of the public, which - other than the odd turnpike here and there - have historically not incurred a direct cost for users. On my mountain bike, I do not require the modifications to the public highways which are demanded by cars - I can live without all your newfangled fancy tarmacadamised surfacing and whatnot. Car users are paying extra due to the significant cost of rendering public highways - free for other forms of transport, which have every right to use them - suitable for their transit. And because it's a fantastic source of revenue for central government.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:53, closed)

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