Or
how about giving them a fucking good kicking every time they launch a cup? Or pressure hose them into the corner of the room? Even the stupidest animal will learn the two things are linked and will stop doing whatever brings on the nasty event, so "difficult" people will very quickly get the hint. They are just being sly on the most primitive level and getting their way, so clucking about pandering to them is counterproductive, it encourages them to kick off whenever they come across a problem. Like their banana not being mashed properly or Blue Peter not being on at 9pm.

I realise that this might be going against current professional thinking, that I'm a cunt and that I'm not going to be winning any awards for care of the less able in society, but then my sister, a nurse, was attacked and seriously hurt by one of these nutjobs whose fucking porridge had not enough sugar in it or something, so fuck it, my opinion is infinitely more valid than that of anyone who sits in an office believing in "soft" care. They aren't the ones who are getting shit, or scalding water, flung at them by unpredictable, dangerous creatures. My sis, an A&E nurse, didn't sign up for that, who in their right mind would? The same people who think that mad dogs calm down when you stroke them perhaps.

The loon who attacked my sis, a huge monster of a woman, not dissimilar to Robbie Coltrane's bigger, uglier, more mental sister, happily died not long afterwards. I sincerely hope her brain is in a belljar on someone's desk somewhere, along with the twat who thought it would be a good idea to let her roam about unfettered. (She had attacked several nurses before, shopkeepers, pharmacists, people minding their own business etc) Personally, I'd advocate adopting the T4 Program in hopeless, dangerous cases like hers, but then I'm an unpleasant extremist. At the very least we should be keeping them all in places where they can be looked after by people more human and caring than myself, like asylums. Oh, hang on, we can't, they've been turned into luxury apartments.....doh!
(Rsoles, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)