Ouch!
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Gotta love this one.
I was running backwards on a crosscountry run at school.
I slipped on a road squashed frog and landed on barbed wire.
I was miles from school and a lovely lady drove me back there letting her lovely new car seat cover in blood.
The school nurse said it was just a scratch, cottonwoolled off the blood and fainted.
Extra ouchies for having to watch the stitching in the reflection of the doctor's glasses.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)
I was running backwards on a crosscountry run at school.
I slipped on a road squashed frog and landed on barbed wire.
I was miles from school and a lovely lady drove me back there letting her lovely new car seat cover in blood.
The school nurse said it was just a scratch, cottonwoolled off the blood and fainted.
Extra ouchies for having to watch the stitching in the reflection of the doctor's glasses.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)
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