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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Everyone is having a go, so why not me too..
I have ouchy tooth related incidents.

There's the time when I was chased up the stairs by my spastic ('for the last time, we do not look alike, he's the ugly one')brother with a plastic spider. Knocked my tooth clean out with a pencil.

I also fell off my bike as a proper youngster and knocked both teeth out.

Then there was THE time. The pinnacle of my life that has been the basis of all childhood bullying etc. I was giving a younger brother a piggy back (note: I have many idiotic tall, short, handsome, ugly brothers, and they will all have their story time at some point..) and tripped face first onto the concrete. No hands to stop the fall - apparently I cared about the little dick face on my back far to much to let him fall.

Cue much screaming, mothers running, dentist visits and hospital trips. I knocked one tooth with root straight out, chipped the t'other and cut up my chin/nose etc. I wasn't given a falsely for at least 1 year (aka. tight parents, tighter NHS) resulting in much ridicule; I now have a bridge and all looks normal...

Anyone else had quite a bad toothy time?

There's also the time I trapped my fingers in a gate, got bitten by a yapping dog, fell out a tree...

*Oh, I also got knocked down by a car ON A ZEBRA crossing 2 years ago.*

Funny how it's the biggies we forget and it's the niggling wisdom tooth that I'm more upset with...
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)

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