"My bollock was ripped off"
Is what I would have said, had this happen to me. Thank fuck it didn't but I did a read story in FHM True Stories* once that made me cross my legs for quite a long time.

Couple of mates sat in a sauna, au naturel, except for a towel around their waists. One of the guys stood up to to let someone else in, or to get out, can't remember which, but as he did so and unbeknownst to him, one of his bollocks slipped in between the wooden slats. As he stood up, he left his nut behind and fucked his vocal cords from the screaming.

I'm going for a lie down...





* I know, I know, may not be true.
(Tighthead, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:56, 4 replies)

Friend of mine got a couple of crates of free booze from FHM
for completely making up a "true story" and sending it in
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:36, closed)

You should send that one in to FHM.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:14, closed)

Ew, no thanks
it was WKD :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, closed)

Pffft.
Booze fail.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:53, closed)