Overcoming adversityThe Doveston asks: Have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? Got out of a job that was going nowhere? Secured a great victory against the odds through dishonesty and cheating? Warm our hearts, B3ta
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:06)
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It's surprisingly difficult to push stools back up your arse.Even if you shit into newsprint and then ladle it in with a wooden spoon. I might try freezing it next time.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:27,
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good luck!and happy birthday!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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Awww gee shucks thanks you guys gee shucks.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:05,
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What about shitting in to a pringles tube, freeze that, then peel the outer cardboard layer away?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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Interesting idea.But I suspect something that narrow will simply fall back out of my massive gape.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:05,
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Gaz Kroney. He'll give you some pointers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:32,
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Of course, there were those yogis who supposedly could reduce oxygen requirements of their body and slow their heartbeats to near death. They could reverse intestinal peristalsis and drink liquids through the anus.
But that was all unproven - and theoretically impossible."
Gerhard nodded cautiously.
"Well, it turns out to be perfectly possible.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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Frozen shit up your arse.....?The old Alaskan Piledriver.
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Lord & Lady Pants, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15,
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