You know that the most efficient way to eat baked beans is with a cocktail stick, right?
Someone once challenged me to fit a whole toilet roll up my arse, and I managed it one sheet at a time. With hindsight it might have been better to put the cardboard middle in first, that way there would be some way of funnelling the rest in once the first hundred or so sheets started to compact and block any further 'traffic'.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:42, 2 replies)

this is a good story because it advises others how to tackle the problem better than you did, should they encounter such a problem.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:16, closed)

Rather than just complain about my hardship I like to give something back to the community.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:21, closed)